The old adage of when it rains it pours couldn't be more true. I guess it always seems that way. I guess the things to look forward to is that it can only get better right?
Well anyway today I have begun the Insanity workout and it just adds to what I am struggling with in life currently. This does have a great outcome that is in site as long as I continue with it. While I starting the first series of polymetrics this morning to distract my mind from the intense pain I was feeling I got to thinking about all the ridiculous requirements I have seen while I have applied for job after job and continue to hear nothing. So I have compiled my own employee inquiry that I believe to be more accurate to what companies may be looking for;
"Start up company seeking team player who can walk on water. Must have strong presentation skills in 9 languages including klingon. Ideal candidate can work independently and telepathically. Requires 2 hours of sleep and 3 hours of sleep on weekends. Must have a bachelors degree, masters degree, nobel prize and belong to 3 secret societies. References must include one living president.
Applicant must also submit original water color portrait and 800 page memoir along with resume.
This position is for a summer internship."
Well at least I don't feel the muscle burn anymore.
So who am I?
- le seul loup
- A guy with a Masters Degree in Architecture currently searching for work anywhere in the world while sustaining a long distance relationship with the most wonderful woman he has ever met.
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